One of my guilty pleasures in life is rewatching the TV show Friends.  I wish I could rewatch it with the commercials that would have accompanied it back when it aired.  One of the storylines still bothers me though: the Monica-Richard affair.  Don’t get me wrong, I adore Tom Sellek as much as the next guy, but hear me out on this one. 

When casting someone for the role of a 60 year old man dating their friends’ 20-something-year-old daughter, I think they should stick to a more accurate representation:  a deeply insecure, creepy guy with obvious predatory tendencies – not some self-assured, confident mustache man.  They should cast someone without the heartthrob looks and undeniable sex appeal that Tom Sellek has.  Someone who can pull off coming across as downright weird.  If I could remake this storyline of Friends, my top casting picks would be:

  1. Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
  2. Dennis Hoffman
  3. Grandpa Joe from Willie Wonka
  4. Danny Devito
  5. David Spade as Joe Dirt
  6. Danny McBride
  7. Phillip Seymor Hoffman (one of my all-time faves!)
  8. Billy Crystal

I admire and respect all of these actors and think that they could pull off a much more interesting ‘love story’ between characters Monica and Richard in a way that is more representative of large age-gap relationships.  I know I’ll catch flack for this, but I just think that although Friends was intended to be lighthearted, it would have been such an interesting and dark turn to incorporate a different dynamic to Monica’s quest for true love.

I guess we’ll never know.