Rants & Riffs
The Monica-Richard Affair
One of my guilty pleasures in life is rewatching the TV show Friends. I wish I could rewatch it with…
4/10/2018
Why Aren’t Girls into Music Anymore?
Introduction: The Disappearing Music Fan As a self-identified music fanatic, I often find myself pondering a perplexing question: why don’t…
4/1/2015
About Us
Welcome to The Stoobie Report, where 90s flash vibes meet raw music rants and a guy’s gripes about being ignored by the ladies.
Rants
Girls just don’t get how awesome I am. It’s like I’m invisible or something.
If worship was a sport, I’d be benched forever. Total injustice, man.